When are you going to get married?
8 May 2008
2 Comments
A: When are you going to get married?
B: After Eid?
A: Which Eid?
B: The Eid which comes after Ramadan?
A: Both Eids come after Ramadan
B: Exactly
A: What do you mean?
B: You tell me, just pick one
A: I’m the one who asked first
B: Then answer first too
A: No, seriously, when are you getting married?
B: When I find the girl?
A: And when is that?
B: Right before I get married.
A: And when is your wedding?
B: You’ll know it when it’s over
A: That’s why I’m asking now
B: I already told you, after Ramadan
A: Look, if you don’t start looking now, you’ll never get married
B: Exactly, so I’m waiting for you to finish, so I can start looking
A: You need to start with an end in mind (Steven Covey)
B: Yeah, my start is when you end
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Lol that was so funny!
This post of yours was not funny at all.
By the way I have a question.
I need to know how to really live halal?
Part of living halal , I should not cause any Zulm, i.e violate the rights of others.
We do this quite often for eg.
a. When we stop at a Traffic Light halfway crossing the line, thereby causing Zulm on the pedestrians.
b. We use Office resources for personal work.
c. We come late to Office and chat all day.(Yahoo, MSN etc.)
d. We don’t give a 100% at work and expect salary hikes.
Are we really living halal? Mr. LivingHalal?
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