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Halal Jokes: Marriage Search

11 October 2006 7 Comments

From time to time we post some real world jokes… Our jokes, in-sha-Allah, will be halal (no lies or mockings because the prophet (SAW) forbade them even while joking).

Here is one about marriage search.

A: How is your Internet marriage search going?

B: Don’t really know if these freaking sites really work or not.

A: Maybe you should widen your search criteria.

B: Mann I have already done it. Imagine now I am looking into all the desi* community and not only BD community… that itself makes me open to more than 1+ billion population…do u want more wider ;-)

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Translation:
* Desi or Deshi refers to Indian subcontinent people.
* BD = A subcontinent country ;)

7 Comments »

  • Anonymous said:

    err…

  • Anonymous said:

    Why not include all Muslims?… that’s a bigger pool!

  • Anonymous said:

    That was so bad i actually cried tears of pity

  • Anonymous said:

    Oh My God loool

    I laughed at the joke

    Im sure halal jokes could be funny too :D

  • Anonymous said:

    i dont get it!

  • Anonymous said:

    im sorry but i dont get it :(

  • Laila said:

    assalamu alikum lol i think I get but am not sure… i agree with the sister expand your search to the muslim population ;)

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