LivingHalal

A: Is this Halal restaurant? B: Do you mean no-pork halal, because-a-waiter-said-its-halal halal, the-joint-has-a-halal-sign halal, the-owner-is-a-muslim halal, sometimes-zabihah-other-times-not-so halal, all-muslims-are-eating-there halal, or certified-halal-with-outdated-certificate halal? Tag: Halal standard, certification, Muslims standards, Zabiha

Assalam alaikum, Hey… What is this Chinka [Asian in Indian subcontinent lingo] doing up here? For God sake, it’s marriage between a Gujju and a Hydro [The groom is from Gujarat and the bride is from Hyderabad]. Well calm down. You will know in a moment. In the meantime, just treat me as your daisi [...]

From time to time we post some real world jokes… Our jokes, in-sha-Allah, will be halal (no lies or mockings because the prophet (SAW) forbade them even while joking). Here is one about marriage search. A: How is your Internet marriage search going? B: Don’t really know if these freaking sites really work or not. [...]